Jack Bohnenkamp

Jack, Pat’s oldest son, is a perfect example of why young blood is important. Especially when most of the team remembers what it was like before the internet existed. Naturally, he’s the go-to guy for anything related to content creation and social media.

One of Jack’s most noteworthy achievements was wrecking not one, but two of his dad’s cars at the exact same time. How do you do that? You take one of your dad’s moving cars and slam it into your dad’s other non-moving car that’s sitting in the garage. Not sure what or how that happened, and it’s hard to wring a clear story out of him. He’s been wreck-free since then, so that’s a win.

If you want to watch a very funny show, you should hand Jack something that doesn’t work (but should be). Bonus points if it’s an electronic. For instance, a TV remote that doesn’t always register when you press the buttons. Or perhaps a device that should be connecting to another device, but decides it doesn’t want to. Even better, tell the internet to wait 10 seconds before loading a page. Bring some popcorn while you’re at it. You’ll be wishing you recorded it for later.

Jack believes Kia Souls and Mini Coopers should disappear forever. In fact, all similar ugly and tiny box cars that a sumo wrestler could bench press should suffer the same fate. They have no place here on earth and deserve to be shamed for being the stupid metal boxes they are.

Jack has a big heart for people. He brings light-heartedness and peace to any situation. There’s no breaking the ice with him. He has some weird (possibly magical) ability to put people at ease right from the start. You’ll just as quickly go from talking about Tottenham Hotspur to talking about some new event to talking about work. It’s hard to work closely with him and not enjoy him - there’s always some kind of common interest he finds and bonds over with every individual.

He loves telling stories, sports (especially soccer), games, current events, music, pop culture, current events, and much more. He believes Messi is the best player in the world. He can’t get enough of hanging out with friends and family. He wishes everyone would think more about the people around them and how they can lift up strangers more. There’s nothing like doing your best to change lives for the better.